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EPIC FAIL FILES: North Carolina Man Tries to Make Wal-Mart Purchase with Million Dollar Bill

By: Arlene Culpepper

Apparently the signs near registers in this day and age that say, “No bills larger than $20” don’t mean much in North Carolina.

Authorities there say that one of their residents attempted to purchase $476 worth of Wal-Mart merchandise, using a million dollar bill that was “real”. Ummmmm, yeah …. Dude gets the side-eye for that. What was he thinking? Better yet, wonder what was going through that cashier’s mind? Interesting, to say the least.

According to the Winston-Salem Journal, 53-year old Michael Fuller tried to pay with a million dollar bill (ahem, as if there’s such a thing) when attempting to purchase a vacuum cleaner, microwave oven and other miscellaneous items. Employees called police after Fuller insisted the bill was real. Everybody knows that (in our Phaedra Parks voice) the largest bill denomination in the U.S. is $100.

Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He was jailed on $17,500 bond and is scheduled for court on Tuesday.

Shoutout to Michael Fuller from The Heat Magazine. You get an “A” for effort buddy, but an “E” for #EPICFail!

Arlene Culpepper, Asst. Editor-in-Chief
Arlene Culpepper, Asst. Editor-in-Chiefhttp://www.mikodreamz.com
Vice-President & Asst. Editor-in-Chief of The Heat Magazine, Arlene is a Louisiana native, Certified Paralegal, Publicist, Owner of MIKODreamz PR, co-owner of 504Diffusion, writer, producer, and jack of all trades, who is heavily involved in her community as well as serving as Media Advisor for New Orleans Union for Entertainment (NOUE), Member of the NOLA Music Awards from 2012-present & Member of the Press Club of New Orleans. Her work is published across the web. Her PR work has been highly recognized & awarded. She was/is publicist for the late great BTY YoungN, 0017th and more. She is also working on her first novel & aspires to turn it into a film & is currently writing the authorized biography of the legendary Pimp C of UGK. She can be reached via email at Arlene@theheatmag.com. Follow her on Twitter - @CategorySeven & Instagram - @hurricanearlene.
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