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CONVERSATIONS WITH A JACKASS: Jackass Fail Number 1 (VIDEO)

Ladies, have you ever stumbled across a guy that simply baffles you by random dumbness that rambles from his lips? What about the idiot that over talks himself?

Well now that you see where this is going, let’s talk turkey. This segment is centered around pick-up lines, improper flirtations, disgusting perverts, and conversations that seem right at first, then it takes a sharp left turn.

JACKASS FAIL #1….HIM: Hey, I didn’t know that you still lived here

ME: Yes, I’ve been here in the same place for years. I’ve waved at you when you passed by a few times. Remember?

HIM: Well why haven’t you called me?

ME: Because you have a WIFE!!

HIM: So, what does that mean?

ME: *blank stare*

HIM: So are you gonna take my number?

ME: if you don’t get the #%*! outta my yard with that foolishness, we are gonna have a problem

HIM: LOL! for real, I want you to call me

ME: NO…SERIOUSLY! GET THE !$%^ OUT OF MY YARD!

Ladies, as a single woman, I’ve learned that a man will only go as far as you allow him to. If I had given this jackass my number or the satisfaction of letting him think I was weak enough to slide in as #2, he would have gladly taken the opportunity. When you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas and I don’t sleep in kennels! With that being said, this has been your JACKASS UPDATE for today.

Stay tuned for more to come..I’m sure there’s a jackass waiting around the corner to give me my next story……*SUNSHINE*

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