Posts Tagged ‘ass’

Kim Kardashian Untouched Ass Photos Are Fake

Sunday, November 16th, 2014

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The so-called “untouched” pics of Kim Kardashian’s ass circulating online are not real … this according to the magazine that published the real deal.

The pics that are circulating show what everyone expects to see … dimplings, rolls, a wider waist and stretch marks. The pic on the left is almost a cartoon version of reality. The pic on the right is a little better, just showing uneven cheeks.

A rep for Paper Magazine tells TMZ none of the photos are authentic. The Chief Creative Officer for the mag said on TMZ Live … none of the Photoshopping they did was drastic.

The fakes going around are all over the place … some make her ass look bigger, others make it look smaller.

Chris Tucker Jokes on Solange/Jay Z Fight in Stand-Up Special

Tuesday, May 20th, 2014

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Chris Tucker jokes about Solange and Jay Z’s much talked about fight during his upcoming stand-up special, and jokes about how the Brooklyn rapper kept his cool the whole time. He also teases Beyonce for being cool throughout the entire incident.

“But Jay Z cool as hell,” he later said. “He was fighting her cool. He still cool. Fighting her like this. ‘Yo B, you better get her. B.’ One time he flinched. He lost his cool that time…Jay Z was cool as hell. Beyonce didn’t do nothing. Everybody got a crazy person in their family. ‘Just let her calm down. Let her calm down. She’ll calm down in a minute. I hope she ain’t got that gun on her, G*ddamn. We all get our ass shot up in this elevator.'”

Check out the above video to see the entire bit.

Heat Relationships (Respect Yourself)

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

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Ladies: If you don’t respect yourself? Why demand as much from a man? I need to speak on this, because it’s actually disturbing to see the steps “some” women take, to impress men. Please stop disrespecting yourselves with taking pics with your ass all hiked up, like you ready to be mounted, and those “club” pics, trying to show as much skin as possible. I really want to know what type of guy, you’re actually fishing for? Because good men see foolishness. We see a thirsty female, who feels her smile & personality are not good enough. “Let me entice a man, with my assets” We see a damaged soul, desperate for attention. Please stop, with the desperate attempts to get attention from men, because only dogs will go after your ratchet self. I know I have some hate coming my way, for saying this, but I’m not here to please you.

New Years Eve Bash Giving By Bodacious Bodywear Dec 31st at Larry’s Place In Nesbit, Ms

Tuesday, December 10th, 2013

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New Years Eve Bash giving by me & Bodacious Bodywear Dec31st at Larry’s Place in Nesbit,Ms! $500 bodacious giveaway and bottles of moet! The entire bodacious crew will be in the building along with more so If u wanna see some fine ass girls come party with us! Read flyer for more info.

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Heat Relationship (Fellas)

Monday, November 4th, 2013

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Fellas, a lady isn’t just a piece of ass. She is a beautiful human being with feelings and emotions just like you. She can fall in love with you if you say or do all the right things. And she can have her heart broken just as easily if you lead her on. If all you want is to hit it, that’s fine. Just be up front with her instead of letting her believe something more will happen. But if you do have some feelings for her, don’t be ashamed to admit it. Don’t be afraid of what your homies will say, or what people will think. Don’t be afraid to give it a chance. Cos chances are she could quite possibly make you really happy. She may even be the one, or she may not. But you’ll never know unless you give it a shot. You’ve got nothing to lose, but a whole lot to gain.

Erica Mena Goes Off On Angela Yee & Rich Dollaz’s Baby Moms

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

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Erica Mena went on the defense with Angela Yee and Rich Dollaz’s baby moms Chaundrea Nicolle on Twitter Tuesday night. Angela recently commented on Erica’s new single “Fantasy” on Twitter asking her followers, “What y’all think of Erica Mena singing?,” which upset Erica.

Erica responded by saying, “This cabbage patch slore bag loves talking about me so when I run into let’s see if she can still say all this to my face. You need to really be asking what people are going to think when I slap the blood out your face @angelayee.”

Erica also got at Chaundrea Nicolle after reading a statement in which Chaundrea took issue to Erica hooking up with Rich, which Chaundrea says is a bad message for their daughter. Instead of denying Rich’s responsibility as a father, Erica focused on Chaundrea’s personal life, including her ride and hair.

“LOL Chaundreas truck looking broke down in court today! Fake LV bag and nappy ass hair lmfao pic.”

Check out the full dialogue in the above slide:

Arcane Legends Review

Thursday, December 6th, 2012

a fantasy themed mobile and desktop MMO, already has more than 2.7 million downloads since its release on the App Store less than a week ago and Google Play two weeks prior. Arcane Legends is the fourth title in the popular Legends franchise, which is the world’s largest cross-platform mobile/desktop MMO franchise with more than twelve million downloads.

Features Include:

  • Combat system that delivers the most furious fast-paced co-op and player-vs-player gameplay of any Legends title
  • More than 35 pets that provide game changing combat skills and buffs
  • True cross platform gaming- Players receive the same experience on phones as they do in the Chrome browser and can access the same character and server in either platform   
  • Countless hours of worldwide, multiplayer, open-world gameplay

 

I must admit that I am not seasoned in the MMO genre of video games by any means. The last one I really played was Diablo II and only because a friend bought it for me. So, needless to say I went into Arcane Legends a bit skeptical about whether or not it would or even could win me over.

Me “Luminoxus” and my trusty dragon companion Sharon

I started first by playing Arcane Legends on my Android phone. I created my account, chose a class (Warrior, Rogue or Sorcerer) then customized my character’s appearance, picked out my trusty companion animal and was off on my adventure! The character customization leaves something to be desired. With so few options I got the feeling that I would eventually run across another player that looked exactly like me. What you get from Arcane legends on your mobile device is a simple display with your basic attack in the bottom right corner and on the bottom left corner you get the touch screen circle pad for movement which I have never cared for. So I quickly downloaded the game on Google Chrome and adapted quickly to the more traditional asdw with numbered hotkeys. Everything I had done on the Android version had transferred seamlessly and easily over to my Computer through connecting my account to my facebook. So, as long as you have an internet connection you can always pick up and play Arcane Legends without skipping a beat.

Arcane Legends does a great job of easing you into your first battles. Just a few enemies at a time gives you enough time to try all your options and get comfortable with the controls. Even though you know you are just a level 1 character, defeating your first group of enemies still makes you feel like a bad ass. The cool thing about AL is that this feeling never really goes away. You regain health and mana slowly over time, but if you are in the heat of battle and can’t spare that time you can purchase anything directly from the menu so there are very few exhausting treks back to the last town to buy potions.

Making friends is as simple as a few clicks of your mouse and the Arcane Legends community is extremely warm and inviting. You can make multiple friends your first day, join guilds and there are always people willing to aid you in battle even if you were originally going it alone. You can chat with friends and guild members, but this function is inconvenient to use. You will probably just end up not chatting with anyone at all.

There are daily and weekly events that happen like clockwork and sidequests at every turn, so even if you finish the main quest there will always be a damsel in distress, a companion animal that has been separated from his or her owner or lost and stolen items that need to be recovered. These quests will keep you coming back day after day.

Arcane Legends lacks diversity in its items. Once you get a really good weapon, armor set or helmet you kinda stop checking your inventory for better equipment after opening a chest. This sort of dampens the excitement of taking on a horde of enemies or the next boss because you go in knowing that the spoils of your battle are going to be so-so loot that isn’t going to take you further.

The style of the game is very cartoonish and light-hearted, but it is supposed to be accessible by all and the look accomplishes that. With the graphical standards of the MMO genre, and the fact that this game is completely free to play, I would have to say that Arcane Legends looks great. The cut scenes fell short in a lot of areas such as the lack of mouth and eye movement, and the walking animations resemble that of early South Park. You get a wider range of movement from the in game avatars than the cut scene animations. Having said all that, the story still made me….feel. I felt more connected with my character, my companion animal and the NPC’s around me than any free to play game should be able to pull off.

The bottom line is that Arcane Legends falls short if you are a seasoned MMO vet but is a fantastic game if you are a wanting to be introduced to the world of MMO’s. Being absolutely free, with fun and easy to learn gameplay and the fact that the handheld version looks just about as good as the browser version there is no reason why you shouldn’t have this game at your finger tips at all times.

Gucci Challenges Any Rapper Willing To Fight To Boxing Match

Monday, November 5th, 2012

Something has gotten into Gucci Mane recently, because the Trapgod has been freely calling out anyone and everyone he has a problem with in the rap game. Gucci took to Twitter on Saturday, clearly frustrated with the hip hop climate and tweeted, “I’m challenging any rapper friend or foe to a boxing match. Put yo money up. Who got hands not raps. Who wants the challenge?”

He later tweeted that proceeds from prospective the match would go to charities. Do you think any “scary ass” rappers will step to Gucci?

INJUSTICE: Gods Among Us – Batman VS Superman Finally!

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

I know what you are saying. “James, you could have Batman fight Superman in Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe and that game didn’t go over so well. What makes this any different?” Well ask yourself this, why didn’t you like MKvsDCU? More than likely you will bring up fatalities or lack there of. You see us MK fans have trained ourselves to expect a certain amount of blood and carnage from any product with the Mortal Kombat name tacked onto it. DC can’t have just anybody killing their superheroes, plus most of the heroes are bound by a strict moral code against taking a life, and Outworld couldn’t let DC heroes have all their powers. It seems kind of unfair is you ask me, so what is the obvious solution? Give them both a new separate game. MK got Mortal Kombat 9 with all its bloody, decapitating, dismembering, fatality glory and DC has Injustice: Gods Among Us giving the DC heroes back their laser beams, super speed, gadgets, and interstellar powers to duke it out for our enjoyment.

Injustice will feature a giant and rich cast of superheroes such as Batman, Cyborg, Harley Quinn, Nightwing, Solomon Grundy, Superman, The Flash, Wonder Woman and many others. It is set in a world that the lines between right and wrong, good and bad, have melded together. Opening up brawling possibilities up to epic proportions.

Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and DC Entertainment confirmed that Injustice: Gods Among Us, NetherRealm Studios will be released in April 2013 for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and the Wii U, so no matter what flavor you like your gaming platform you can get your hands on this title.

Personally I can’t wait to start kicking ass with Nightwing!

 

A-kon Interview: Brent Black “brentalfloss” Part 3

Friday, June 15th, 2012

James Arledge – Looking back on your career what are some of the road blocks that you hit and how did you overcome them?

Brent Black – I’m usually my own worst enemy. The persona of the brentalfloss character didn’t evolve in a way that I would’ve mapped out. I did video for a while after Mega Man 3 With Lyrics but before I was anywhere near as well known as I am now and the way I was presenting myself as a person was kinda just a shot in the dark, I was just trying different things. Everybody puts on sort of a front when they are in front of the camera because you kind of can’t help but to think about every single move you make.

Eventually I did two videos that sort of cemented my direction with brentalfloss the character. The first one was the first FAQ, and I thought everyone was going to call me out on being a big jerk, but I got sort of the opposite reaction. Everyone thought It was really funny, so that worked out. Then I did Tetris With Lyrics, which that in of itself was a sort of satire on a certain kind of douche bag, but because the humor was so dry a lot of people didn’t really get it and I never really broke that character. So those two things became this character of this semi sleazy, semi condescending guy, and everyone has a little bit of those things somewhere in their personalities

The road blocks were me trying to reconcile the character of brentalfloss that I continued to be through 2009 or 2010, taking a step back and saying “Ya know I just don’t think I’m that guy.” I slowly transitioned to a brand where there are more options or more emotional states, Stuff like The 2-2 Blues or actually letting people know that I teach, so that eventually there is less of a separation between the idea of Brent Black the person and brentalfloss the character.

JA -Now flip to the other end of the spectrum, what were the best times so far?

BB – There was a guy had something like a pacemaker that you wear on your belt and it is constantly hooked up into him to make sure his heart is working and the brand name of this one was called Heart Mate. After one of my shows he asked me to sign this thing that he wears every day, that doctors have to check and that he has to make sure is charged up so that he will stay alive! Since it said Heart Mate I wrote on it “You’ve got a big Heart Mate.” then I signed it. The fact that he wanted me to sign something so permanent, something he sees all the time and that keeps him alive was huge.

On Craigslist there is something called “Missed Connections.” That is basically like if you go somewhere and you met somebody, or made eye contact with someone and you thought they might remember you from somewhere and you forgot to get there number. Somebody recently put up an add in the Toronto Craigslist Site. This guy had met a girl at Anime North and he really liked her. He went on to describe what they did together and one of the things was “You sang some brentalfloss to me.” I was like Woah! I’m helping nerds fall in love and that is amazing.

JA -Your upcoming album “Bits of Me” is coming out later this year, how does this album differ from your last few CDs?

BB – I’ve only got one real brentalfloss CD (What If This CD Had Lyrics) so it was a new animal even though Joe, the sound engineer, and I had worked two musical theatre soundtracks in college it was something all together new to try and make me the star. The first CD was just us trying to get everything done, worrying less about the product quality and letting a lot of things slide. Thing that I though that weren’t worth it to bring up and seem like a jerk, but then I listened to the CD for two years and even though it is very successful in the scene and the CD alone is what made me able to become a full-time internet celebrity. My point is that if there is one small crack or small something that I would have changed, the second it goes to print, that thing is like a blinking light and I regret not fixing it. I can’t just release a slightly modified version later on down the road.

This time around there was more quality control and making sure that there is nothing that we missed or anything that doesn’t work. Bits Of Me has way less filler and experimental tunes.

JA -So you have built your name as a comedian, your audience on YouTube, and your career on your love for video games and as a lyricist. You have performed live at venues across the country, you are a teacher, you co-wrote and composed an off-broadway musical, you even have your own webcomic. What is next for you, and are there any projects coming up that you can reveal to us?

BB – As far as brentalfloss goes there are going to be more videos with a different flavor and a bit more emotional weight. When I did The 2-2 Blues it was a huge, scary and risky experiment with opening my heart a bit and allowing the characters that everyone loved in the Nintendo universe to suddenly be used to tell stories that were a little bit more like everyman stories, and it worked. Now I am working on a video called “Metroid: A Fight For Love” which is a love story that involves Samus who is a badass and kills things. I’m also working on a video called ” Baby Mario and Papa Yoshi” that retells the story of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island as a story of Yoshi raising mario from a baby. It is a story about Mario and Yoshi but it is more of a human condition story about kids. Kids are beautiful but they are also a pain in the ass but in the form of a montage music video.

I love the video game characters that we all grew up with but I want to tell stories and that is a big thing on the horizon. I do want to return to musical theatre and I know that the brentalfloss thing is a form of that, and making jokes with music and lyrics is one thing, but there is something about writing a show is incredible. I got burnt out on it in 2010 when we had an off broadway show, it wasn’t terribly successful and wasn’t all that well received by the critics, so I thought well you know I have this brentalfloss thing going for me, what am I worried about writing a show for? Now it is sort of like me wanting to have my cake and eat it too. I can do the brentalfloss thing while working on a side project. I don’t know exactly what it will be yet, but I want something to get me back into the musical theatre scene so that I can let that dog out of it’s cage too.

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brentalfloss’ website

brentalfloss on YouTube

Bits of Me