As I perused the internet as usual on yesterday I thought I had once again came upon an old article concerning a very, how can I say it gently, oil slick pastor of the Baltimore area. Sadly I wasn’t being had this time because after a bit of digging (really not much) I found so much information concerning said “Oil Slick”. Now if you haven figured out by the title or haven’t heard the internal banter of the internet, I’m talking about Pastor Jamal Bryant.
Oh, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal… those are the only words I could muster as I watched his periscope plea as he stated that God isn’t through with him yet and he is yet a man…blah blah booooo hoooo *Boy bye* you can miss me with this dragging of your tail behind you after being caught yet again doing the absolute most and wrong. I’m not saying that you are not a man who has weaknesses, but you having been in this predicament (ahem) before, you should absolutely know better. I could’ve sworn that you as a pastor of thousands of parishioners would be able to handle temptation and wordly living a bit better than what you’ve displayed here sir. I thought that trying to live righteous meant that you understood that we do sin and we are tempted, but it’s how we handle the situation that sets us aside from those who don’t profess what we do.
I’m sitting here trying to figure out if I should call Maury for you or will you have your armor bearer do it for you *super side eye*. I mean this is just sad to the point that it wipes out all of your credibility to everything you had established in our ever so growing fight with civil rights and black lives matter movement. You messed it up, you were a voice (cause we don’t really want Jesse or Al) in this generation of shakers and movers. I don’t know why you just couldn’t keep it in your pants sir…
The story states that the woman who engaged in the relationship with Bryant claims that he asked her to get an abortion. Obviously this woman was not having any of that and has now forced Bryant to drink the kool-aid and confess his trespasses towards his family, kids, church, friends, just everybody. All this foolishness could’ve been avoided if he took his own advice from his own sermon entitled “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal”. And for the record, these paternity tests aren’t either.
One last thought… Pastor Jamal, the fact that another child is coming for you… you out here in these streets not even protecting yourself?That’s nasty