Archive for the ‘Weird News’ Category

Parents Upset After Teachers Twerk in Front of Class

Friday, January 24th, 2014

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A student at Olive Branch High School in Memphis captured a video of two teachers twerking in front of a class full of students.

“I don’t think that’s a way to demonstrate your lesson. They should find another way besides twerking,” one parent told ABC affiliate Local 24.

100-Year-Old Granny Tells Reporter She Whats The Nasty For Birthday

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

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In an interview that did not air (for obvious reasons), the reporter asked her questions about her age. Out of the blue, the woman asked him, “How ya d*ck hanging?”

The reporter was obviously taken by surprise, wiping his face in embarrassment. “That’s funny,” he said. “Let’s talk about your birthday.” During the interview, the grandmother’s answers are difficult to understand at times, but when the reporter asks her what she plans on doing for her birthday, she was perfectly clear: “Getting me a piece of d*ck,” she said.

430 Pound Woman Robs Bank Using Spaghetti Sauce

Thursday, January 2nd, 2014

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One 430 pound Ophelia A. Neal recently spent her afternoon robbing a bank in Detroit. Her assault weapon? Two jars of spaghetti sauce. My first question was “What kind of self-respecting woman buys jarred sauce?” but then I was reminded that the suspect is 430 pounds and robs banks rather than dating rich men, so she’s probably not the type of gal I’d normally hang out with.

Neal reportedly threatened bank employees with a “bomb,” as she demanded cash. Fearing death and the wrath of a woman who is three times the size of an average woman and four times the size of an attractive one, the employees submitted to the thief. Imagine their humiliation when they realized she’d actually just thrown the food she happened to be carrying in her purse at them before waddling off to an escape car (breathing heavily with a ravine of sweat in her bosom, I presume). Her accomplice was said to be a man. If you’re single, let that sink in for a minute: a 430 pound woman convinced a guy to help her rob a bank and you can’t convince one to hang out with you before 2:00AM. Ain’t life grand?

Police are still in search of the woman who was already on parole for marijuana possession and fraud.

Ophelia A. Neal

Man Wakes Up Alone On Airplane After Passengers Already Deplaned

Monday, December 9th, 2013

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A man has revealed how he woke up in a dark, locked airplane after staff failed to wake him up after they landed in Houston.
Tom Wagner, who had taken off from Louisiana for California on Friday, said he was stunned when he awoke to an empty plane during a layover at Bush’ Continental Airport in Houston, Texas.

‘I woke up and I saw the lights were out,’ Wagner, a 51-year-old boat captain from Lafayette, Louisiana, told the Today show. ‘I looked down the aisle – ain’t nobody home.’

At first he admitted that he found the bizarre incident funny.

‘I had a little smile: I’ve got to get off here,’ he said.

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Man Sues Wife For Giving Him Ugly Kids and Wins $120K!

Friday, November 15th, 2013

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This story is so crazy and funny at the same time we had to share it with ya. A Chinese guy named Jian Feng sued and won a lawsuit against his ex-wife for the the full amount of $120,000. Why didn’t Jian took his wife to court? Well, Jian sued his ex-wife because he believed that his kids are so ugly that his wife must have slept with an ugly guy. Jian accused his wife of either having an affair or slept with someone ugly after the birth of their first daughter.
Jian Feng Sues Ugly Wife.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng said. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

Georgia Teens Have Oral Sex Session In Crowded High School Cafeteria

Thursday, October 17th, 2013

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This world is really going crazy. We’ve received report today that two teenage girls in Etowah High in Cherokee County, Georgia; a suburb in Atlanta were arrested yesterday for performing oral sex on a boy in front of hundreds of students in the school cafeteria. Some of the students recorded the sexual acts with their cellphones!
According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

The high school teens were playing truth or dare while having lunch in the cafeteria. The teen male, a freshman, dared the two girls to perform oral sex on him in front of everyone in the cafeteria while his friends taping the act. The teens who recorded the ordeal with their cellphones distributed the recording to all their friends in the school.
The school’s administrator becomes aware of the teens action when words started going around the school. The sexual act was the talk of the school. The three teens face expulsion from school and were arrested and charged with misdemeanor public indecency.

Crack Cocaine Made List of Black People Foods in Dictionary

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

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I woke up feeling good today until I saw this; crack cocaine listed in the Urban Dictionary on a list of black people foods. This is not simply offensive but outright criminal. I know urban dictionary covers culture culture and can be funny sometimes but there is nothing funny about this. Urban dictionary is promoting and reinforcing the negative perception and the stereotype of Black people.

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Woman’s Car Collides With 2 Trains in Utah

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

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Authorities say a woman who was trying to evade police was injured when the car she was driving crashed into a train and then was struck by a second train. She survived and faces possible criminal charges.

US Judge Tells Man He’s Still Legally Dead

Sunday, October 13th, 2013

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A man who disappeared decades ago is finding out there’s no easy way to come back from the dead.

Donald Miller Jr. went to court this week to ask a county judge to reverse a 1994 ruling that declared him legally dead after he had vanished from his home eight years earlier. But the judge turned down his request, citing a three-year time limit for changing a death ruling.

Hancock County Probate Court Judge Allan Davis called it a “strange, strange situation.”

“We’ve got the obvious here. A man sitting in the courtroom, he appears to be in good health,” said Davis, who told Miller the three-year limit was clear.

“I don’t know where that leaves you, but you’re still deceased as far as the law is concerned,” the judge said.

Miller resurfaced about eight years ago and went to court so that he could get a driver’s license and reinstate his Social Security number.

His ex-wife had opposed the move, saying she doesn’t have the money to repay the Social Security benefits that were paid out to her and the couple’s two children after Miller was declared dead.

Robin Miller said her former husband vanished because he owed big child support payments and that the overdue payments had totaled $26,000 by 1994, The (Findlay) Courier reported.

Miller, 61, told the judge that he disappeared in the 1980s because he had lost his job and he was an alcoholic. He lived in Florida and Georgia before returning to Ohio around 2005.

His parents told him about his “death” when he came back to the state, he said.

“It kind of went further than I ever expected it to,” Miller said. “I just kind of took off, ended up in different places.”

Miller’s attorney said he may be able to challenge the Social Security Administration in federal court, but does not have the financial resources to do so.

2-Year-Old Chinese Boy Gives Birth to His Twin Brother

Thursday, October 3rd, 2013

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As some say, life is stranger than fiction. That proved true recently, when Chinese doctors diagnosed a 2-year-old as “pregnant.” The boy had to have emergency surgery, after finding that he was carrying his twin brother in his stomach.

Xiao Feng was taken to the hospital after the size of his stomach was impairing his ability to breathe. X-Rays were taken, and doctors concluded that he was in fact pregnant. The fetus had certainly grown some, as it developed an 8-inch spinal cord, fingers, and toes.

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