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Cinema accidentally shows ‘x-rated’ movie trailer at Finding Dory screening

Friday, July 1st, 2016

Staff issued a public apology after a manager ‘clicked on the wrong movie’

Source: Cinema accidentally shows ‘x-rated’ movie trailer at Finding Dory screening

You Are The Father… Again! *Side Eye*

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016

 

 

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As I perused the internet as usual on yesterday I thought I had once again came upon an old article concerning a very, how can I say it gently, oil slick pastor of the Baltimore area. Sadly I wasn’t being had this time because after a bit of digging (really not much) I found so much information concerning said “Oil Slick”. Now if you haven figured out by the title or haven’t heard the internal banter of the internet, I’m talking about Pastor Jamal Bryant.

Oh, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal… those are the only words I could muster as I watched his periscope plea as he stated that God isn’t through with him yet and he is yet a man…blah blah booooo hoooo *Boy bye* you can miss me with this dragging of your tail behind you after being caught yet again doing the absolute most and wrong. I’m not saying that you are not a man who has weaknesses, but you having been in this predicament (ahem) before, you should absolutely know better. I could’ve sworn that you as a pastor of thousands of parishioners would be able to handle temptation and wordly living  a bit better than what you’ve displayed here sir. I thought that trying to live righteous meant that you understood that we do sin and we are tempted, but it’s how we handle the situation that sets us aside from those who don’t profess what we do.

I’m sitting here trying to figure out if I should call Maury for you or will you have your armor bearer do it for you *super side eye*. I mean this is just sad to the point that it wipes out all of your credibility to everything you had established in our ever so growing fight with civil rights and black lives matter movement. You messed it up, you were a voice (cause we don’t really want Jesse or Al) in this generation of shakers and movers. I don’t know why you just couldn’t keep it in your pants sir…

The story states that the woman who engaged in the relationship with Bryant claims that he asked her to get an abortion. Obviously this woman was not having any of that and has now forced Bryant to drink the kool-aid and confess his trespasses towards his family, kids, church, friends, just everybody. All this foolishness could’ve been avoided if he took his own advice from his own sermon entitled “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal”. And for the record, these paternity tests aren’t either.

One last thought… Pastor Jamal, the fact that another child is coming for you… you out here in these streets not even protecting yourself?That’s nasty

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Burglar uses iPhone for flashlight & accidentally records crime

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

If you’re going to burgle a house, iPhones can be very useful.

Sadly, for 23-year-old Emmanuel Jerome, his iPhone was useful to the police as well as himself.

Being of evidently subtle mind, Jerome decided not to turn the lights on at a home he and some of his friends burgled. Instead, he apparently used his iPhone as a flashlight.

Perhaps because his fingers were shaking with excitement or because his subconscious was desperate for him to be caught, he pushed another button too — which ultimately plunged him into a painful darkness.

You see, he seems to have been involved in several other unlawful pilferings, after which he was arrested.

It was then, as the Daily Mail reports, that the police wandered through his iPhone and discovered footage that did not appear to have come from “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.”

Jerome, who reportedly protested his innocence, received 44 weeks in jail for his telephonic misfortune.

Judge John Potter told him: “Significantly, in my view, camera footage of the invasion of that property was captured on your mobile phone.” Yes, it was significant.

If you are going to use your iPhone for nefarious purposes, please ensure that you are fully focused.

iPhones are easy to use. It’s just that sometimes they are slightly too easy to use.

Man charged with stealing flowers from gravesite to give to girlfriend

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Jacksonville, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – David Lee, a 44-year-old Jacksonville man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly stole flowers from a grave site that he planned to give to his girlfriend.

According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, a deputy stopped Lee shortly after 6:00 p.m. as he was walking out of the Evergreen Cemetery. He was carrying three plastic flower bouquets, with fresh soil falling from the bottom of them. He also appeared to be intoxicated.

Investigators say when the officer asked Lee where he got the fake flowers, he admitted that they were planted next to a tombstone, but he dug them up. He told the officer that he was planning on giving the flowers to his alleged girlfriend, and that he did not know the deceased person from which he stole the flowers.

Lee was booked into the Duval County Jail and charged with a felony count of injuring or removing plants from a gravestone, monument, or tomb.

Burglars end up back at scene of crime, are arrested

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Bradenton, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Darien Caruso and James Hardy, two 19-year-old Bradenton men were jailed Sunday after they allegedly burglarized a residence, got lost while fleeing, and unintentionally ended up back at the crime scene.

According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, a witness called police after two men were seen burglarizing a home and then fleeing the residence with several items.

While officers were investigating the scene, the suspects arrived back at the crime scene in the vehicle they used to flee the scene with.

When officers stopped the car and searched it, they found several items that belonged to the victims laying in plain view. When police questioned them, they admitted that they had burglarized the residence, but had become lost while trying to find a way out of the neighborhood.

Caruso and Hardy were booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with armed burglary.

FOX News mistakenly airs suicide of suspected carjacker

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Fox News issued an apology today after accidentally airing a man’s suicide.

Police in Phoenix, Arizona were involved in a high speed chase trying to catch an alleged car j*cking suspect. The chase, which lasted for more than an hour was being covered by Fox News.

Anchor Shepard Smith was providing viewers with details of what was happening when the suspect stopped the vehicle he was driving in a remote area and began to run.

After a few seconds the suspect stops and pulls out a gun, then shoots himself in the head before falling face down.

Get off it! Get off it! Get off it,” Smith yelled, before the station cut to a commercial, but by then it was too late.

Smith later issued an apology for what an estimated 1.9 million viewers had witnessed.

We really messed up, and we’re all really sorry,” Smith said according to the New York Daily News. “That didn’t belong on TV. I personally apologize to you that it happened. We took every precaution we knew how to take to keep that from being on TV. And I personally apologize to you that that happened … It is insensitive, it is just wrong. And that won’t happen again on my watch.


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Webbie arrested in Baton Rouge & charged with robbery & battery

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

According to the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office, Webster Gradney Jr., also known as the rapper “Webbie”, has been charged with simple battery and simple robbery.

Webbie was arrested on September 12, 2012 around 2:30 a.m. He is accused of attacking a woman at the Chase Suites Hotel on Corporate Boulevard in Baton Rouge, kicking the woman down two flights of stairs and stealing $340 from her.

According to TMZ, a representative for Webbie says the rapper met the woman behind the accusations at a party Tuesday night, but also tells TMZ that he never attacked her, or stole her money.

The representative admits to TMZ that Webbie took money from the woman’s purse, but insists the money was his and the woman in question had stolen it from him.

The representative also told TMZ that Webbie plans on fighting the accusations. He was released on a $9,000 bond.

Clown arrested on host of charges

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

A man, dressed like a clown, was arrested by the Rapides Parish Sheriff’s Office just after 11:00 pm Sunday night, on a charge of criminal trespassing.

The victim told deputies a clown was on their property without permission; he had a knife in his waist band and left the area, walking from Ulster Street to Sabina Drive.

Deputies say while they were searching for the subject, another resident approached them, saying a clown had entered a home on Sabina Drive.

Deputies went to the house indicated, and the clown opened the door. His face and hands were painted white, he had a multi-colored wig, and a red bandanna covering his face.
The clown was identified as 20-year-old Steven J. Hawthorne of Alexandria.

Deputies say Hawthorne told them he had thrown the knife in the bushes, and he admitted he was on the victim’s property without permission.

When asked if he was under the influence, deputies say Hawthorne told them he was smoking marijuana.

Deputies say they were given permission to search the home, where they found a marijuana pipe containing marijuana beside the stove.

Hawthorne was transported to Rapides Parish Detention Center 1 where he was booked on Criminal Trespass, Possession of CDS I and possession of Drug Paraphernalia.

SAY WHATTT? ‘Whites Only’ Class Reunion Party in St. Martinville, Louisiana – in 2012

Saturday, September 1st, 2012

Reprinted from Lafayette, Louisiana popular rag, “The Ind”, a popular publication that helps to shed light on a whole lot of incidents that make you, “Say Whattt?”:

Hallelujah and pass the equality, the St. Martinville Senior High School class of 1973 is finally almost integrated.

The seventy-three-ers will mark their 40th homecoming in September with their customary slate of reunion events. However, as the flyer for the shindig indicates, they’ll break with custom and engage in at least some integrated merrymaking. But the after-game get-together on Friday, Sept. 21? Well, that’s for “White Graduates Only.”

Coincidentally, the class of 1973 was the first to be integrated at SMSH. It takes these things a while to stick.

The black alumni will no doubt discuss and perhaps debate this at their segregated water cooler.

 

LL Cool J nabs, subdues burglar in his home

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — LL Cool J plays a special agent on TV’s “NCIS: Los Angeles,” and now he’s caught an actual bad guy.

The 44-year-old rapper struggled with and subdued a suspected burglar early Wednesday morning at his home in the Studio City area, police said. He was not hurt.

Los Angeles police Sgt. Frank Preciado said Wednesday that police got a 911 call shortly before 1 a.m. from the performer’s daughter, who said an intruder was in their home and her father was holding him downstairs.

“A physical altercation occurred between the suspect and the victim, James Todd Smith, also known professionally as LL Cool J,” said Preciado. “My understanding is he just had him in custody with his physical strength.”

A 58-year-old suspect was taken to the hospital and was expected to be arrested on suspicion of burglary. His identity wasn’t released but there was no indication that he knew LL Cool J or had a personal vendetta, LAPD spokesman Richard French said.

French said the suspect appeared to be a homeless person.

Early police information said the man received minor bruises. However, the Los Angeles Times (lat.ms/OS63xL) cited police sources it did not identify as saying the suspect received a broken nose and jaw in a “knock-down, drag-out” fight.

French said he had no details about the man’s injuries or how he may have gotten into the home, a walled and gated mansion in a wealthy hillside section of the San Fernando Valley that’s not far from major studios.

“LL Cool J, and his family, are safe and thank everyone for their thoughts and concern,” said a statement released by his publicist, Rhett Usry. “As a father, husband and citizen, he is committed to keeping his family safe and is cooperating with authorities on this private matter.”

LL Cool J has had musical hits such as “Mama Said Knock You Out” and “I’m Bad,” and has starred in films including “Any Given Sunday.”

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